OBTAINING THE VISA
Seriously Pakistan? Seriously?
You’re making ME jump through hoops to get a travel Visa?
Seriously? Into a country where you know who was last seen vacationing before they took him on a cruise? Did he have
to answer all of these damn questions?
So my father is not "technically" Pakistani, you’re afraid I don’t have the
adequate family history to visit? What part of Azhar Mahmood Ahmad Janjua
sounds like a white man’s name? Do you
think a single person in Canada has ever been able pronounce it?
Why are you so worried about letting me in. Because I’m born in
Toronto? Yeah, I’m sure there is an Orange Alert for Canadians who are eager to infiltrate
Pakistan and cause trouble. What do you think I’ll do, pour maple syrup on the roads
with my hockey stick? Only Quebecers do that...duh!
And what’s with all the questions about my education? Are you
worried I spent my formative years in a Sunday School learning about crosses
and wine and wafers and swine! I never should have put up that damn Christmas tree! Damn you Santa!
And all the work questions? Yes, I have a job. That’s how I
paid for this ticket. You really want to
ensure that I have a job to come back to?
Well we wouldn’t want Canadians to just stay and take away jobs from
hard working Pakistani’s. I always wanted to be something called a Chaprasi on
something called Mall Road.
Anyways, well, thank you for the Visa, eventually. I’m glad
to have finally proven that I am brown, am married to a brown girl, and have
brown relatives. Also, I won’t stay long.
Also, thanks for not making me do the interview…..this could
have been a whole different post.
All those babus have to keep busy in Ottawa, I guess.
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